The illustrious Clarence Thomas…

Maybe not so illustrious, considering his spotty history in gender and rights issues. He wrote a breathtakingly absurd minority opinion stating that it is perfectly reasonable to strip search a girl against there is no evidence that she has contraband, and that girls who have such contraband, even though they are not aware they are under suspicion or anticipate being questioned, would naturally keep such pills in their panties or bras.

Reread it. He thinks girls normally keep Advil in their panties. There is something so perverted beyond words about that. I can’t help but picturing him playing with his penis as he was writing it.

Now Niteflirt does not want us to do underage roleplay, but I’m sure there is plenty that a person could still do with that fantasy and stay within the rules.