I hate spam. Unfortunately, most comments are pure spam, be they long lists of links trying to sell porn, fake prescription drugs, insurance, or any number of fake companies, or even affiliates for legitimate companies that don’t really care how their services and products are promoted, so long as they get sales. A lot of spam comments contain a generic paragraph praising the content (without saying anything about it) with a link back to some sort of site.

Neither you, dear reader, nor I should click links in any kind of spam, as it can lead to malware taking over your computer, stealing your identity, emptying out your bank account, etc. I know I could edit out those links, leaving only the true comment text. But despite the fact that the text of such spam may sound good (in its own bland, half-interested way), I’d seriously rather have no comments than fake ones.

Heck, I could write my own comments if I wanted to.

So all the fake comments go into the spam folder and stay there until I delete them.

I know it’s mostly bots, not real people, especially since this blog doesn’t have many outside links.

But I know sometimes real people do this kind of thing. I have special fantasies about torturing people who vandalize blogs in this way.

Do you fantasize about doing mean things to people who send spam? Do you ever think about how satisfying it would be to torture such a person, and how richly they deserve it? Call me, we can play this roleplay out as a team!

A guy who just wanted to have noisy sex. How refreshingly innocent!

Not to let politics intrude, but just last week the Supreme Court ruled that public schools violated the rights of a girl when they strip-searched her, including looking inside her underwear, after someone reported that she was in possession of prescription-strength ibuprofen.

The illustrious Clarence Thomas…

Maybe not so illustrious, considering his spotty history in gender and rights issues. He wrote a breathtakingly absurd minority opinion stating that it is perfectly reasonable to strip search a girl against there is no evidence that she has contraband, and that girls who have such contraband, even though they are not aware they are under suspicion or anticipate being questioned, would naturally keep such pills in their panties or bras.

Reread it. He thinks girls normally keep Advil in their panties. There is something so perverted beyond words about that. I can’t help but picturing him playing with his penis as he was writing it.

Now Niteflirt does not want us to do underage roleplay, but I’m sure there is plenty that a person could still do with that fantasy and stay within the rules.

It was late, and almost everyone had gone home. She was wearing a short, tight red dress that did nothing to hide her round ass. As she straightened up in the conference room, he watched. Reaching up to put things on a high shelf made her dress pull up even higher. He heard she liked it rough. He had been fantasizing about being alone with her for a very long time.

He tiptoed into the room, grabbed her right hand, and handcuffed her wrists behind her back before she knew what was happening. He roughly kissed her mouth, deeply, and squeezed her ass, feeling her respond as he fingered her pussy. When he pushed her face down on the table and pulled up her skirt, she spread her legs for him and moaned slightly. He put his cock up against her tight little asshole and pushed hard. She screamed…

She said she had a lot of studying to do for her finals. But was she studying when the kids’ father came home from his night out? No…

She was sitting at the computer, watching porn, panties on the floor, playing with her pussy. The women on the screen were getting their asses fucked.

When he spoke, it startled her. She didn’t want anyone to find out about this, and she was willing to do anything. That was what he wanted, of course…

I was so disappointed to see the little cock thingy you’ve got there. You had me so hot and wet, and what a letdown! I just cried and cried, and it made you feel so inadequate!

The teacher pulls the student aside as the class is ending. He tells her that she, having missed too many homework assignments, is failing the class, despite her excellent grades on classwork and tests. The school has a strict zero-tolerance policy for missed homework assignments, and there is no way to make them up at this late date.

She is very worried and asks what she can do to get her grade up to passing. But of course, he has an idea. Pulling her into the large storage closet in the back of the room, he closes the door behind them. He explains what she will need to do to get a good grade, not just to pass, and she agrees, even though she has never done that before. She would do anything to save her grade…

Your little fucktoy tries hard to please you, but you don’t think she tries hard enough. You want to punish her, humiliate her, and hurt her by spanking her, forcing her to suck your cock, and fucking her ass hard. You want to hear her scream and cry.

Afterwards, you call her a “good little fucktoy”.

gone horribly wrong.

He was very mean to her, slapped her around way more that a little rough sex. It was the kind of thing that turned him on, and when he finally came, he was so exhausted that he fell asleep soundly on the bed there in the hotel.

She handcuffed him, chained him to the headboard by the collar that was now around his neck. By the time he woke up, she had already gone through his wallet to copy whatever usable information she might find about his job, his bank, his family…

He was trapped. She would blackmail him into paying her from now on. There was no way out.

Maybe you’re not all that into elaborate fantasies. Maybe all you want is to hear me scream and cry. The virgin assfuck is a great roleplay for you.

I have even made a 3 minute audio you can buy to sample it. (Hint: the longer the session, the more it hurts, and the louder I get.)