Neither you, dear reader, nor I should click links in any kind of spam, as it can lead to malware taking over your computer, stealing your identity, emptying out your bank account, etc. I know I could edit out those links, leaving only the true comment text. But despite the fact that the text of such spam may sound good (in its own bland, half-interested way), I’d seriously rather have no comments than fake ones.

Heck, I could write my own comments if I wanted to.

So all the fake comments go into the spam folder and stay there until I delete them.

I know it’s mostly bots, not real people, especially since this blog doesn’t have many outside links.

But I know sometimes real people do this kind of thing. I have special fantasies about torturing people who vandalize blogs in this way.

Do you fantasize about doing mean things to people who send spam? Do you ever think about how satisfying it would be to torture such a person, and how richly they deserve it? Call me, we can play this roleplay out as a team!

If you are a reader, you like what you are reading, and you want to contribute a fantasy, feel free to add it as a comment. Any fantasies that are contributed will be read by me. If I like it, I may post it in its entirety or rewrite it first. Be sure to tell me what name you want me to use when I credit your contribution. If I get many comments and contributions, I will put in a more elegant submission system.