I do phone sex on Niteflirt.

Niteflirt has some very specific rules about what flirts can put in their listings, and what they are able to talk about. When you look at the site, you can see that flirts don’t have photos that contain certain things, like naked genitals and nipples. There are certain topics that are never mentioned in listings, but there are plenty of listings where flirts assure you they have “no taboos”, “no limits”, and will do or say absolutely anything.

The problem is that it’s not immediately clear from looking at the site that rules about conversations exist. You’d have to dig down pretty deep to find the adult policy, which would probably surprise you. Flirts are forbidden to discuss just about all topics that would fall under “no taboos” in the phone sex industry.

That doesn’t mean that you won’t occasionally find a flirt who will discuss such topics. But I have heard a great many flirts with “no taboo”, “anything goes”, and “I have no limits” written in their listing say that there are a great many topics that are off-limits to them, which seems like something that would mislead the customer.

Niteflirt’s forbidden topics include:

• Underage roleplay, including any discussion of underage
• Rape
• Incest

There are lots of others. But these are the ones that come up most often for me as caller requests.

The only way to work around them is to not go outside the limits. You can use your own imagination. If you want me to be younger than you, sure. I will be younger than you, and quite naive. I could be any age and be that way. But if you tell me that you want me to be 12 years old, I will have to say “no”. I like working on Niteflirt and I don’t want to lose my account.

“Rape” is also forbidden. But I can be your willing submissive who you are punishing, or maybe even a kinky slut who gets off having rough sex with strangers.

Don’t ask for incest. It can’t be done on Niteflirt.

I hate spam. Unfortunately, most comments are pure spam, be they long lists of links trying to sell porn, fake prescription drugs, insurance, or any number of fake companies, or even affiliates for legitimate companies that don’t really care how their services and products are promoted, so long as they get sales. A lot of spam comments contain a generic paragraph praising the content (without saying anything about it) with a link back to some sort of site.

Neither you, dear reader, nor I should click links in any kind of spam, as it can lead to malware taking over your computer, stealing your identity, emptying out your bank account, etc. I know I could edit out those links, leaving only the true comment text. But despite the fact that the text of such spam may sound good (in its own bland, half-interested way), I’d seriously rather have no comments than fake ones.

Heck, I could write my own comments if I wanted to.

So all the fake comments go into the spam folder and stay there until I delete them.

I know it’s mostly bots, not real people, especially since this blog doesn’t have many outside links.

But I know sometimes real people do this kind of thing. I have special fantasies about torturing people who vandalize blogs in this way.

Do you fantasize about doing mean things to people who send spam? Do you ever think about how satisfying it would be to torture such a person, and how richly they deserve it? Call me, we can play this roleplay out as a team!